I’m rather enjoying the quality of spam that’s appearing on this blog, lately. A robot calling itself “Apartments in Mesa” is nothing short of enthusiastic:
Its like you read my mind! You appear to know so
much about this, like you wrote the book in it or something.
I think that you could do with a few pics to drive the message home a
bit, but instead of that, this is excellent blog.A great read. I will definitely be back.
OK, I’m a little worried that I’m reading a robot’s mind—in fact I’m worried that robots even have minds (no offence, Apartments). And I’m more than a little worried about that last part. The Terminator wasn’t even that emphatic: “I’ll DEFINITELY be back!” But maybe Apartments in Mesa will take the automated advice of its learned colleague, UV Polish:
Hello Dear, are you in fact visiting this website daily, if so afterward
you will definitely obtain fastidious experience.
That’s the thing about this new generation of fanbot: they’re definite. They will definitely be back daily to obtain still more fastidious experience from my excellent blog. Which makes me wonder if the bot known as 4Beta is being unduly critical:
I ain’t suggesting your content isn’t solid., but what if you added a title that makes
people want more? I mean whiskers. The Paradoxes of Mr. Pond is kinda plain.
Although you know what? I actually kinda like that. So forget The Paradoxes of Mr. Pond—
I hereby rename this site WHISKERS.
The Paradoxes of Mr. Pond 
Hilarious. I get these all the time and they’re always great for a laugh. However, I’m a little disappointed that you have not permanently converted the banner to “whiskers.” In fact, scratch that, I am definitely disappointed.
I’m a little disappointed, too!
Definitely ‘Whiskers’. Oh wait. Isn’t that a sort of cat food?
Argghfff. Langrish!
If paradoxes of Mr Pond is kinda plain, I’d hate to see complicated….